whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Do you play piano? No

thumb_up thumb_down -53

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +40

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

thumb_up thumb_down +32

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops