What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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