knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I love you

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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