- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

can you touch your toes? no

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

N-E Pats never cheated

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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