Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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