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A man died.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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