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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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