Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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black people swimming

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Dont read this joke

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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