- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

there was once a jew

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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