What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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