Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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