- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

hey hey apple

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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