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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Waseem is a hard worker.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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