- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

if you don't like this you're gay

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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