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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why can't jokes spit?