- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

all the kids had fun

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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