- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Obama

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why are black people so fast? because there black

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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