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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

38 studio's new game... Finance City

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

the economy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Women's Rights

38 studio's new game... Finance City

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Face...tastes like chicken!

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