- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

noah is a scrub jungle

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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