- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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