Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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