- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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