What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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