- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Women's rights.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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