- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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