- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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