- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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