A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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one of the idiot

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Read a Book.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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