How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Anti Joke

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