- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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