- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

I'm Polish.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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