How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Want to hear a joke? No.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

gay porn...

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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