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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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