A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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