What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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