- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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