How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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