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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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