What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Cancer.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Anti Joke

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