Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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do you have a wife?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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