I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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