Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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knock,knock you suck

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Anti Joke

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