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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

roses are red violets should be purple

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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