What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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