- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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