why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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