What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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