- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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