So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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