- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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